I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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