White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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