I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Randomize
