Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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