So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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