doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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