i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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