If i come over, it means nothing
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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