In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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