My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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