I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
