Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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