How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
