I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
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