i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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