You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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