So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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