just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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