this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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