jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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