I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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