She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Naked. naked and bneed help.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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