the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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