I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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