You don't have asthma, your pregnant
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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