Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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