What did we do last night that was yellow?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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