is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Terrible idea I love it
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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