I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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