I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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