He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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