I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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