What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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