i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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