sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Dicks are not precious.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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