i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
jump out the window naked night went bad
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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