I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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