Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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