ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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