New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Found your dick twin last night
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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