You made me cry and you don't even care
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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