In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
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I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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