her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
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