He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Found the puke drawer
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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