I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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