just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
4 words: hood of his car
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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