is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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