why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
No more Irish car bombs ever.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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