Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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