is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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