We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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