Is it normal to miss your booty call?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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